Officer | reciffO

This made my humour reading for the day !! Loved it to the core !!

 6:30       Wakeup and lie awake in Bed 6:31       Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner,              means no eating out for the next 6  weeks 6:32       Hit snooze button.  Go back to sleep. 7:00       Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you             realize you didn't hit the snooze   button--you turned it off.  7:01       fall asleep again. 7:44       Wake up with heart in mouth again. 7:45       Ready to go to school, will shave tommorrow,              will eat early brunch at             (Denny's/Penny's/Lenny's/Dinko's whatever              cafeteria). 8:03       Arrive at school             Realize your foreign officemate arrived earlier              today must have got more work   done 8:04       Pass by Advisor's office, chat with Secretary to              find out if he is coming in today. He   is, darn.             Need to start work on the draft due this afternoon.  8:15       Read electronic mail 8:20       Delete mail from students taking CMPSC201              regarding questions about the class.             Hate your TA job.             Depression: too much work to do today  9:00       For jumpstart: go to Pepsi machine. 9:05       Kick Pepsi machine; promise yourself to call up              the company  and ask for your   money back.             Wonder why they would beleive you.

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 1:00       Group Meeting with advisor 1:14       sudden awareness of one's shallowness             resentment towards foriegn officemate for              sucking up to your advisor             Get reminded by your advisor that you need to do              some more work for your literature survey. 1:51       Advisor hands you the reddened copy of your              draft for corrections 1:51:02    The 49 second urge to murder advisor begins!!  1:51:52    Realize that he controls your             assistantship/grade/graduation             possiblity/graduation date/all job             opportunities/and the rest of your life.  1:52:53    Thank him 1:52:54    Thank yourself for not saying something             stupid to your advisor. 1:53:00    splitting headache #1 1:59       Check electronic mail, don't reply though, you are              too busy to do that 2:06       More generic cola 2:17       Oh No, it is my turn to cook tonite   2:30       Sit through the class you were told to sit through  2:39       Look outside the window make unrealistic plans            to quit this degree program and take up a job.              Wonder why blonde girls are so pretty. 2:48       More perverted day-dreams.             Close the office door and open a few .gif files.              sharpen pencil 3:06       worry about never graduating             time to write a letter--NOT!  no time for that.              rearrange desk             call up bank; see if you have any money              fear of losing aid next Fall             Read latex manuals to figure out how to put              &$%&% in %$^% format 3:43       watch the clock             make plans to do a all-nighter tonite              Vow to watch only 2 TV programs 4:58       Notice Advisor leave 4:58:01    Sudden sense of freedom             Go home for quick, short dinner break.  9:00pm     Come into the office...............

Wow !! That was cool.. (uhh.. just hope that I don’t enter this attractor’s limit cycle.. )

thanks to Kmap for the link